OK, so it's my wife's birthday and I've treated her to a spa thing - well, I will when she lets me pay her back for it.
So she says to me, "You're writing this men's style blog, why don't you have one?" So apparently she's booked me in on Thursday morning for something called a "facial".
I have to admit I'm a bit lost here. I use a bit of moisturiser in the hope that I'll look a bit less prematurely elderly, but actually going somewhere and letting someone else trowel it on, I'm not so sure.
I'll be sure to report back. Meanwhile any blokes who've had one and can say anything reassuring are welcome to comment...